Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.
With a damn rainbow in the background! The US media would do the same with no doubts
This photo literally looks like it’s from a tourism video or pamphlet encouraging us to Come See The beautiful Sights of the town, country or nature preserve that its advertising
Not a photo that goes with the headline “Holy shit we just found thirty more skeletons in this guys basement HOW MANY MORE DID HE KILL”
Just
unbeleivable ._.
I literally thought he was dumping bodies at niagra falls because of the picture they chose
It’s depressing but not surprising to learn that the news in Canada is just as much of a shitshow as the american news media is O.O
Middle Class White Dude: (Is a depraved serial killer)
The News: He will sit u down and offer you your first Werthers Original
Don’t eat it tho it’s got cyanide in
because he’s a sadistic mass murderer
We’re sorry if us using a photo that makes him look like a Mall Santa on Vacation was in any way misleading
